Monday, July 03, 2006

You suck Sven

The referee was never going to even book Rooney for the stamp. He had blown the whistle for the free kick to Portugal, even though he should have blown it earlier and awarded the foul to England, he made no attempt at all to reach into his pocket to show Rooney a card at that point. If you watch the footage, you will see that he stood there for some time signalling the free kick. It was only after Rooney pushed that little faggot Ronaldo, that the referee decided to show Rooney a red card. After the match, the ref has reviewed the footage, realised that there was no grounds to send Rooney off for the push, but conveniently Rooney has stamped on Carvalho and so claimed to have given the red card for that, even though he didn’t even see it in the first place.

But it wasn’t Rooney’s fault. England had a s**t manager who took the wrong squad and played the wrong players. If England had a decent manager with a bit of bottle then they would probably be still in the tournament. Why wasn’t Aaron Lennon played more and Beckham less? Why was Frank Lampard played at all when he couldn’t hit a f**king barn door with an England shirt on? Why oh f**king why, would you take a player who has never played in the premiership before, as one of only 4 strikers when you should have taken 5, then not even play the guy when you should be putting strikers on the pitch. Where was Darren Bent? Where was Jermaine Defoe? They were on holidays when they should have been helping England win the world cup. Why the f**k would you take the most prodigious talent the nation has seen in a generation, and ask him to play by himself up front, when that isn’t going to get the best out of your player? If you’ve got a player like Rooney, then surely you do everything you can to get the best out of him! So play another bloody striker alongside him so he can drop back, get the ball and start creating attacking moves, instead of just hoofing long balls up to him and expecting him to do the rest.

You suck Sven! You couldn’t successfully manage a children’s birthday party, let alone a potential world cup winning squad of footballers. Somehow though you conned the FA into letting you manage England and you shafted them out of twenty five million quid, AFTER TAX!!! And what do you have to show for it? Sweet F A. Well I bet there’s a pretty bitter FA right now. Still I should probably give you credit for that, I mean, we’ve all lied a bit on our CVs but you’ve managed the scam of the century. I should give you credit, but I wont. I won’t, because you’re a limp wristed, spineless wimp, with no balls or bottle. And you’re bald! And you look like Mr Burns. You suck! I can’t wait for you to come and manage Arsenal so you can get them relegated! Until then though, piss off!

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